yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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