would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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