she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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