hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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