Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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