Just mADE A PArabola og urine
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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