I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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