I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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