so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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