Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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