I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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