Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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