guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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