She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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