That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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