i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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