Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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