omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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