I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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