If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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