I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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