I just saw a hot homeless man
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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