it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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