ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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