apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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