Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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