i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Bring me that man meat
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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