is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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