Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I am naked and annoyed.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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