i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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