Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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