Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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