She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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