How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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