I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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