I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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