like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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