Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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