"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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