next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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