i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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