I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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