I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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