I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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