Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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