oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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