@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
