Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
it hurts more in the daytime
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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