So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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