I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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