So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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