why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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